I really want a best friend…

…and by that, I mean I really want a dog…

Finals week = gain freshman fifteen in five days

bre4kaway:

me0w-s:

katylovesdylan:

dream-perfecttion:

Honestly not going to lie at the moment I would do the “End it all”

^

start again

start again.

*X’s out of the window*

bre4kaway:

me0w-s:

katylovesdylan:

dream-perfecttion:

Honestly not going to lie at the moment I would do the “End it all”

^

start again

start again.

*X’s out of the window*

I totally just figured out that I can click and “throw” the name of my blog across the top of my dashboard.

I was entertained for at least five minutes.

Random thoughtful, slightly amusing, entirely mundane, or completely nonsensical one line fragments or ideas?

I’d appreciate any sort of idea or inspiration for anything right now.
Anyone feel like using the comment area or my ask box as a receptacle for anything from complex thoughts, to a random sentence/fragment, to verbal diarrhea?
No song lyrics, please…

This is called an Imperial or Blue-Eyed Shag.“Hey Mom! I’m going to go get me a Blue-Eyed Shag!”“YOU ARE GROUNDED, YOUNG LADY!!”…“How about an Imperial one?”*Door slams*

This is called an Imperial or Blue-Eyed Shag.

“Hey Mom! I’m going to go get me a Blue-Eyed Shag!”
“YOU ARE GROUNDED, YOUNG LADY!!”

“How about an Imperial one?”
*Door slams*

If I keep listening to Trock while reading Wonder Boys, I’ll end up writing about the Vashta Nerada killing Doctor Dee on my Literature final…

liamdryden:

bradofarrell:

thearchtivist:

Bathroom with glass floor, overlooking a 15 story elevator shaft. 

NAH BRO

NOPE

nooooohohoho no

I’d never be constipated again.

reasons why i would make a terrible doctor's companion:
me: dude, i'm not going anywhere until you fix my laptop so i can go on the internet anywhere in the universe. and my phone too.
doctor:
me: also can you fast forward to 2020 or something and buy sherlock season 3 and 4 for me cuz i'm kinda broke right now
doctor:
me: and i need supernatural seasons 7, 8, 9, and 10 on DVD
doctor:
me: and all the game of thrones books
doctor:
me: wait did the series end yet
doctor:
me: i need a hoverboard too so i could save money on gas and just ride it to school everyday
doctor:
me: oH MY GODSTIEL DOC IT'S A DALEK JESUS THESE GUYS ARE ADORABLE
doctor:
me: LOOK LOOK IT HAS THAT CUTE WITTLE TOILET PLUNGER FOR A GUN AWWWWW
doctor:
dalek:
me: WITTLE WITTLE DALEK I LOVE YOU YES I DO

Apparently watching littleradge, nerimon, charlieissocoollike, etc is a thing.
Like…. a legit thing.
Don’t get me wrong, I can see why. They are hilarious.
I did start talking to a guy simply because he acts like Liam. *I’MANERD*
But still… Woah.
Youtubers have stalkers now, apparently.
Where I live, more people know about Alex Day than Catherine Tate.
No offense to Alex, but that is insane.
INSANE
I found this particular corner of Youtube while surfing for David Tennant videos…
(Okay… I’m a bloody internet stalker as well. SHHHHHHHHH. I just love Scottish accents)
I found Liam’s “The TRUTH About David Tennant” and watched multiple videos from there (again… it’s that gorgeous Scottish accent).
I found Alex’s channel via Liam’s, Charlie’s through Alex’s, etc, etc.
I closed the tab (after more hours than I’d like to admit) and *DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUN* logged onto Tumblr.
One of the first gifs I saw was Alex dancing around like a fluxing lunatic.
Really?
So I pulled up the Alex Day tab, and people are obsessed with him!
It’s the same with that whole group.
I find it a bit odd, but hey! Each to their own.
I’ll stick to men I see in my day to day life and you chase those boys.

I’m still going to get my filthy hands on a Chameleon Circuit CD.
and make mild attempts to get their attention
Help me! I’m a hypocrite!